
Will reblog every, EVERY time.
what a helpful young person
I’ve this like 15 times and I still enjoy this!
(via scribble-scratch)

there is no need to be upset
this is very fucking upsetting
fucking skyrim this literally happened every fucking time i played the game
(via ishimanry)
If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
(via jellyfishery)

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation, via sweetbroseph)